God is relieved to learn that the latest poll indicates 90% of us still believe in Him, reports the Wittenburg Door.
“In a recent interview with Time Magazine, the Lord confessed that He found the results of the latest Barna poll regarding his existence very reassuring. Statistics indicate that as much as 90 % of the U.S. population does believe, openly or secretly, in a supreme deity.
The Lord was especially relieved at the high percentage of research scientists who professed their belief in His existence.” Click here to read the entire article. Enjoy! 🙂